Tanner writing. I just wanted to express my sincere joy and overwhelming happiness that I feel tonight. A new bundle of joy has become a member of the Bush household tonight. Welcome to the world: Dyson Cyclone 14 All-Floor Telescoping Vacuum Cleaner. It came in with a 5-year warranty, 4 free accessories and a guarantee that it will never lose suction. I can't explain to you in words how it feels to just hold little Dyson in my hand as I dance across the hardwoods and seamlessly onto the carpets. The experience is magical, staggering, superb... I believe it imperative that every single person in this confused world of ours should feel as I feel tonight. Societal bliss would become reality. Wars would end, hunger would vanish, informalities forgotten. Enjoy my feeble attempt to characterize unparalleled beauty through photographic illustration!!!
i) Life becomes normal, no matter how hard things may be.
ii) Michael Scott is the non-animated, professional, single Homer Simpson
iii) Markets are irrational and slow-witted
iv) Nichole is my best friend.
v) My children are true beauty, not a vacuum cleaner.
Good night and sleep well...