Tanner writing. I just wanted to express my sincere joy and overwhelming happiness that I feel tonight. A new bundle of joy has become a member of the Bush household tonight. Welcome to the world: Dyson Cyclone 14 All-Floor Telescoping Vacuum Cleaner. It came in with a 5-year warranty, 4 free accessories and a guarantee that it will never lose suction. I can't explain to you in words how it feels to just hold little Dyson in my hand as I dance across the hardwoods and seamlessly onto the carpets. The experience is magical, staggering, superb... I believe it imperative that every single person in this confused world of ours should feel as I feel tonight. Societal bliss would become reality. Wars would end, hunger would vanish, informalities forgotten. Enjoy my feeble attempt to characterize unparalleled beauty through photographic illustration!!!
Other revelations:
i) Life becomes normal, no matter how hard things may be.
ii) Michael Scott is the non-animated, professional, single Homer Simpson
iii) Markets are irrational and slow-witted
iv) Nichole is my best friend.
v) My children are true beauty, not a vacuum cleaner.
Good night and sleep well...